Greetings! I am 343 Guilty Spark, I am the monitor of installation 04.

Yah I stole this sucker from IT WAS FUN.

Six ships you're into right now
1.Ultra Magnus/Jazz - TFA, I just like it okay!
2. Lockdown/Prowl - TFA, I think they look good together
3. Jazz/Ratchet - G1, I love them together
4. Jazz/Ratchet/Ultra Magnus - G1, hehehehehe...
5. Megatron/Optimus Prime - G1, Movieverse, MOP is awesome.
6. Jazz/Sentinel Prime- TFA, Ya I went there. xD

Three ships you liked, but don’t like anymore
7. Jazz/Prowl - I used to ship it, I mean I'll read stuff with it cuz it's still neat and some really well done, but not my cup of tea.
8. Jazz/Thundercracker - Bleh...
9. Sunstreaker/Bluestreak - I can only seen Sunshine with Tracks

Three ships you never liked
10. Twins/Ratchet - or anyone for that matter.
11. Ratchet/Anyone - There are some pairings, but other then that, there is someone here on DA that made me really dislike a lot of those other pairings.
12. Optimus Prime/Starscream - I don;t get it, seriously, I don't get where the hell it came from

Two ships you're curious about, but don’t actually ship
13. Soundwave/Jazz - I've read some good stuff with these ones
14. Unicron/Starscream - A unique pairing that I think is cool :3

Why do you dislike #11 so much?
I think I went into enough detail there. xD

Who is someone you know that ships #14?
Cyndi, she was the one who brought them together and it was awesome.

What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
Hmm... cuddling, lots and lots of cuddling.

Which is your favorite moment for couple #1?
In the story me and Dragon are working on where Jazz is trying to grab a picture and gets stuck with his aft in the air and Magnus thinks this is the best present he's ever gotten. ever.

How long have you been following couple #6?
Well cartoon wise Jazz spent quite a bit of time with Sentinel xD

What's the story with #8? What made you stop liking them/caring?
Long story I'd rather not revisit.

You have the power to make one ship non existent. Choose from #10 or #12
10, because if it's well written I'll look at 12

Which ship do you prefer #2 or #4?
xD I like them both but 4 for sure

What interests you about #14?
How Cyndi wrote it made it really neat

Why did you stop liking #7?
Jazz met himself a medic. x3

Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the show?
Not really, I just act really mature and mute the character I don't like when he's talking. xD

What’s a song that reminds you of #5?
I have no idea. Closer by Nine Inch Nails

If you could have any of these two pairings double-date, who would it be?
Mags/Jazz and LD/Prowler on a double date would be awesome, specially if it's a double playdate so their sparklings can play

Have #2 kissed yet?
Only in fanfiction and in my mind...

Did #4 have a happy ending? If the show hasn't ended yet, do you think a happy ending is likely?
Have a happy ending in my mind.

What would make you start shipping #13?
*shrugs*

If only one could happen, which would you prefer, #2 or #6?
2!! TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You have the power to decide the fate of #10.
Sideswipe dies a horrible death. Sunstreaker ends up with Tracks, and Ratchet stays with Jazz. The end.

Which do you dislike the most?
Twins/Ratchet hands down.

Wort.=3